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Down here in Bournemouth, the rotten smell is not just from sewage on the beach. Instead it comes from our town hall. The Leader of Bournemouth Council, Conservative Stephen MacLoughlin was found to have pornography on his taxpayer-funded laptop computer – no action was taken. The builders of our hospital car park have allegedly siphoned off £5.4m for a project that should have cost £3.8m – no investigation has been done. Yet the firm involved, Keir, has a history of defrauding taxpayers by overcharging

Now the council are wasting millions by building an artificial surf reef that doesn’t work and many other worthless vanity projects making a few well-connected insiders wonderfully rich. Bournemouth smells bad and the stench gets worse by the day.