Red Ed should have stayed in bed

Journalists are praising Red Ed Miliscum’s brave performance at PMQs today. I disagree. Cowardly Cameron asked why some of the poorest people in the country should pay taxes so that Red Ed should get child benefit for his bastard children – Red Ed wasn’t able to give any reason.

So Red Ed, why should people earning £10,000 a year pay taxes so that you get more money for your bastard children? The greedy, self-serving, expenses-fiddling Labour politicians haven’t changed. All they want is as much of our money as they can grab. You’re scum Red Ed, just greedy, worthless scum!