It was me YOB gene wot did it!

So-called scientists, probably desperate for some media attention and an increase in their grants, are now claiming that many children’s bad behaviour is caused by their genes and not the fact that they’re selfish, pig-ignorant, drunken yobs appallingly brought up by slobbish, blubbery, X-factor-obsessed, useless parents.

So now  every worthless swearing yob will be able to claim that ‘it was me genes wot did it’. Soon they’ll be demanding disability benefits for their supposed ‘genetic defects’. How about a good thrashing instead? Bring back the birch.