October 2010
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Red Ed should have stayed in bed

Journalists are praising Red Ed Miliscum’s brave performance at PMQs today. I disagree. Cowardly Cameron asked why some of the poorest people in the country should pay taxes so that Red Ed should get child benefit for his bastard children – Red Ed wasn’t able to give any reason.

So Red Ed, why should people […]

Cowardly Royal Navy buffoons get their carriers

It looks like the cowardly buffoons running our politically-correct Royal Navy are going to get their expensive but useless aircraft carriers. This is the same Navy that allowed its people to be captured by Iranian gunboats and which watched uninterestedly as a British yachting couple were kidnapped by Somali pirates. This is a navy whose […]

Cameron and Osborne are idiots

Many sources are predicting hundreds of thousands of job cuts in the public sector. These will be both expensive and unnecessary. Expensive because redundancy and benefit payments will wipe out any potential savings. And unnecessary because putting all public-sector managers on a 4-day week would save £100m a week – £5bn a year – more […]

We was robbed! No you wasn’t!

Once again England’s overpaid, underperforming excuse for a football team blame the referee for their embarrassingly dismal performance. This time they claim they lost because the ref didn’t spot a hand-ball by a Montenegro player. “We was robbed” England claim yet again.

If England and their £5m a year crappy manager want to win they […]

Francis Maude – all talk, no trousers?

Government minister Francis Maude is claiming he will clamp down on wasteful and expensive public-sector IT contracts. But a source has told me that Maude recently had a meeting with bosses of French IT firm CapGemini – the idiots responsible for HMRC’s latest disaster where five million of us paid the wrong amount of tax […]

More greed, bungling and incompetence at the BBC

Many people will be choking on their toast this morning when they hear that some BBC bureaucrat will be getting about £1 million of our money to leave his well-paid job and retire on a pension (that we pay for) of just a few hundred thousand pounds a year.

Our spineless PM David Cameron says […]

TopShop boss discovers bears crap in the forest

Apparently the reportedly tax-allergic TopShop boss has discovered the blindingly obvious – the public sector is utterly incompetent and wastes huge amounts of our money. Had this knight of the realm read my books Plundering the Public Sector, Squandered or Fleeced, then he could have written his report from the comfort of his Monte Carlo […]

Is the X-Factor rigged? Is the Pope catholic?

For anyone who really is stupid enough to care, more evidence is coming out that the ghastly Simon Cowell’s crap-crooners competition may be rigged. The internet is abuzz with rumours that Cowell paid to buy one of the contestants, Katie Waissel, out of a US recording contract so she could stay on the show. In […]

What’s the point of the BBC news?

Each evening I watch the BBC news to get angry at political correctness gone mad, then Channel 4 news to find out what’s really happening in the world. What’s the point of the BBC news? There’s no news, just endless stories of ‘victims’ who all want compensation for something or other. In Britain, at least […]

Heroes? Lions? Or fat men in ghastly trousers?

The outpouring of drivel by the press following some game of golf in water-sodden Wales was extraordinary. A bunch of generally overweight men in shocking clothes waddling around in the rain hitting a ball with sticks were hailed as conquering heroes, indomitable fighters, lions etc etc. No they were just another lot of overpaid third-rate […]