This was the PM who said he would never use his family as a cheap gimmick to get votes. Unfortunately the British voting public are stupid enough to be taken in by this farce. What a repulsive, incompetent, dishonest, self-serving creature Gordon Brown is.

Are there no lies this repulsive, self-serving man will not tell and are there no depths to which he will not sink to hang on to power?

But Gordon Brown needs to be able to declare a ‘great victory’ before announcing the date of the general election. So more British soldiers must be killed and maimed to get Gordon re-elected. I hope those who die are Labour supporters, because they’re giving their lives for the Labour party not for their country.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake - Campbell and Brown have decided that the only way to win votes is by doing the crying game. Is there any depth to which these creatures will not go to cling on to their big salaries and huge pensions?

A few of our troops will get blown to pieces, our leaders will proclaim the offensive a massive success, then once we’ve gone, the Taliban will be back in business as if nothing ever happened. But with an MoD which cares more about press opinion than our soldiers’ lives, it must seem logical to tell the Taliban we’re coming.

Is it because Cameron is an empty suit who believes in nothing and represents nothing, Osborne is an incompetent charisma-free joke and the rest of the shadow cabinet are self-serving, expenses-fiddling nonentities?

No Gordon, you are a coward and a liar, just like your mate Jack “my dad was a coward just like me” Straw, Bob “the buffoon” Ainsworth and the rest of your incompetent, worthless thieving government. You’ll all die comfortably of old age in your beds. No Gordon, Jack, Bob, Jacqui, Harriet - Afghanistan isn’t going to be tough for you.

Yet incredibly, due to the hopelessness of Cameron’s PR advisers, the uselessness of Boy George Osborne and the utter lack of any talent in the Tory Party, Labour might succeed in painting the Tories as threatening the recovery and get liar Brown another 5 years to destroy our country. After all, you should never underestimate the stupidity of the British voter.

As for our lying PM claiming he was determined to protect British jobs when he’s done more to destroy British jobs than anyone else. Or Lady Mandelson’s bleating about defending British interests. Why anyone listens to or believes this garbage is incomprehensible. Britain is being asset-stripped and fleeced by French and German energy companies, US vultures and Spanish airport operators. Why doesn’t our useless, lying government do something? Sorry, I forgot, they’re too busy cheating on their expenses and building their property empires to worry about the poor, pig-ignorant saps who voted for them.