Look at all the benefits we give in Benefits Britain! We’re so generous, it makes you want to weep

As our useless Government pretends to be making an effort to cut our completely unaffordable benefits bill, let’s look at the huge amounts we shower on people who come to the UK and British people who have never contributed anything.

Even if you’ve never worked in Britain and have never paid a penny in National Insurance, or if you’re British and have never contributed anything, these are the kinds of benefits you may be entitled to, thanks to the extraordinary generosity of stupid British taxpayers:

• Attendance Allowance
• Child Benefit
• Council Tax Benefit
• Disability Living Allowance 
• Guardian’s Allowance
• Housing Benefit
• Income Support
• Income-based Jobseeker’s Allowance
• Industrial Injuries Disablement Benefit
• Carer’s allowance
• Reduced Earnings Allowance
• Severe Disablement Allowance
• Statutory Sick Pay

There may be others that I haven’t found yet. Who knows?

Here’s how the total benefits bill breaks down (http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2013/jan/08/uk-benefit-welfare-spending#zoomed-picture)

In most other European countries, you have to have made some contribution to get the above benefits – but not in Benefits Britain.

You can get these benefits if you:

• are British
• are a refugee
• have exceptional leave to enter and remain in Great Britain
• have humanitarian protection or discretionary leave to remain in the UK
• are a national of the European Economic Area (EEA) who has recently been employed or self-employed in the UK (just a few months is enough)
• are a member of the family of a national of the European Economic Area (EEA) who has recently been employed or self-employed in the UK (just a few months is enough)
• have been living in a country that has a social security agreement with the UK
• are an Algerian, Moroccan, Tunisian or Turkish national lawfully working in the UK
• are living with an Algerian, Moroccan, Tunisian or Turkish national who is lawfully working in the UK
• left Montserrat after 1 November 1995 because of the volcanic eruption
• have been deported to the UK.

Yippeee! Welcome to Benefits Britain! There’s plenty of money for everyone! Except for British people who have worked and paid taxes all their lives and are now seeing their entitlements to a state pension being cut, so those who have contributed nothing can get more, more, more!