FA does sweet FA

The FA has always behaved like a New Labour public-sector quango – wasting hundreds of millions, paying its top staff a fortune for nothing, hiring fools and idiots and always rewarding failure with multi-million pound pay-offs. Crapello will probably earn more from his pathetic failure than he would have had he actually achieved something.

In the meantime the FA gravy train steams happily on making everyone on board multi-millionaires. I don’t know anything about football and I desperately need lots of money – perhaps I should apply for a job at the FA?