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Erdogan the ‘goat-molesting’ Turk

As you may know, the (IMHO) increasingly Islamo-fascist, corrupt, idiotic ruler of Turkey, Abdul (or something like that) Erdogan, has demanded that a German comedian be prosecuted for suggesting he had an amorous encounter with a goat. Desperately trying to stop the flood of refugees from Turkey, Hitler’s daughter Merkel ignored the comedian’s human right to free speech and agreed to the prosecution.

I’ve just read in the Daily Mail that the Spectator magazine has recently run a competition giving a £1,000 prize to the person who can write the most insulting limerick about the useless preening Turkish leader. Sadly, I’m too late to enter the competition. But here’s my attempt at insulting the ghastly Turkish twat:

Let’s all insult Erdogan the Turk
Who is a totalitarian jerk
He bonked with a goat
Vagina, anus and throat
That Turk’s a nasty piece of work 

Took me just two minutes to write. Pity I didn’t know about the Spectator competition otherwise I might have made a cool £1,000

(click on title to read comments and other similar poetic offerings)

5 comments to Erdogan the ‘goat-molesting’ Turk

  • NoMore

    I think that could have been a winner though he give the award to Boris’s rather clumsy attempt. Gotta love that a prominent politician entered it (the competition that is, not the goat). I can’t imagine the current London Mayor offending his Caliph like that.

  • Turky Lurky

    Read In Full: Banned ‘Goat F**king’ Poem About President Erdogan

    Written by German television comedian Jan Böhmermann in response to Turkey’s arrests and prosecution of government-critical journalists and other censorious activities, Defamation Poem has now been banned in Germany.

    For his efforts, Mr. Böhmermann was rewarded with criminal proceedings under the rarely used Paragraph 103 of the German criminal code, which bans insults aimed at foreign dignitaries. Contravention of the law carries a penalty of a fine or up to three years in jail; five if the comments are deemed slanderous.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/18/full-banned-goat-fing-poem/

  • Turky Lurky

    Contributions from above links comments..

    Erdogan, who thought delicious

    Sex with quadropeds capricious

    Frequently from night ’til morn

    ‘neath the sign of Capricorn

    Bearded, horny oh so gruff

    Soon he cried “Enough! Enough!”

    Sadly, though, it was too late

    They shoved it up his Caliphate.

    …………………..

    Tayyip had a little erection
    He thought it would scupper his re-election
    He selected a goat
    The public went out to vote
    And now he has won their affection.

    ………………………………..

    A poem that stinks like the goat that cooks
    But with a smell that cannot smother
    A faint whiff of histories of burning books
    And above this poems jangle I hear another
    Sound as if of Crystal windows breaking
    How sad that Merkel’s German courts
    Are now before another tyrant quaking
    Let Brits Vote LEAVE AND GAIN A PEACE OF SORTS.

    ………………………………………

    A goat humping rapey fat shia,
    With Sunni mate full of taqiyah,
    Aimed right and “sincere”
    Up Billy goats rear,
    And yells “Yay, Sharia is here!”

    …………………………………

    Tayyip is a God fearing Muslim
    Who likes his goats not too fat or too thin
    He gave it one up the shitta
    Then had it in pitta
    Allahu Akbar he cried, what a din.

    ……………………………….

    There was an old perv name of Erdo
    Who thought human sex was just so-so
    For his ultimate pleasure
    To be gained in full measure
    To the prettiest he-goat he would go

    ……………………………….

    I wonder whether Mr. Böhmermann would care to write a poem about David Cameron and pigs? That might be quite entertaining.

    etc.

  • brian ferrier

    Erdogan the TURK, once shagged a smelly goat,
    Then he stuck his dick deep down Mrs Merkel’s throat,

    He blackmailed and robbed us and then entered the EU,
    He fucked Mrs Merkel in the ass, and will shove his dick up you,

    He’s sending 80 million Turks to us and ripping off our cash,

    So fuck you Cameron, you helped this happen, you’re worse than trailer trash !

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