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Can Dave the Liar save Rupert and Rebekah?

I imagine there are loads of frantic calls taking place between our lying PM David ‘Liar’ Cameron and his masters at News International – Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks. It’s a pity these calls aren’t being hacked, as it would be very interesting for us to hear David the Liar receiving his orders from Rupert and Rebekah telling him what he has to do to protect them from the phone hacking scandal and bribery of the police. In particular, I imagine they will be telling David the Liar who will be the patsy and how to arrange for Rupert and Rebekah to come out of the whole mess smelling of roses.

No doubt David the Liar will now devote lots of his energy to protecting his masters rather than wasting it on running the country or getting us out of the pointless Afghanistan war. After all, what are hundreds of thousands of oiks losing their jobs and young British soldiers being killed and maimed compared to something really important like saving the skins of Rupert and Rebekah?

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